That the freakin Mr Price online store launched today? This means (deep inhale) that you don't have to look for parking for seven hours, stand in queues and have people bump in to you all the time - don't have to look for a hundred hours for the garment in *your* size - which it almost never is, or ask someone with a ladder to "please can you get me that one there in a medium?" or try on shoes that a hundred other people have tried on or queue at the change rooms or see your bum in the change-rooms (my personal worst) or have the dude at the change rooms argue that you have seven items but his discs only go to number six and again have more people bump in to you and you don't have to check each garment for make up stains and you don't have to wait for seven other people that are gathered at the same railing as you and I won't have two busy toddlers running around the shop and pulling every hanger from every railing and nagging that they want to go home or Graeme rolling his eyes at me and you don't have to go anywhere near a Mr Price on payday weekend. Ever.
You can shop online. "Oh, but I don't have a credit card..." I hear you say. EXCUSES gosh dammit, don't give me excuses!!! No really, you can pay via eft OR cash. No credit card required.
How happy is your heart right now? Mine is like, dancing in fields with milkmaids. Rolling down hills. Crying. Laughing. I'm broken, to be honest.
This is what I ordered today. Right to my freakin front door people. Mr Price at my front door. Kumaro, Amber Jones. Ding-Dong. Done. I'm winning at life right now. The best thing is, I wanted this mint green blouse in store over a week ago, but they only had SS left. Like really, who is that small? This is what I ordered. Shop here. You're welcome.
Please note that this is not in any way a sponsored post. I am just like, crazy happy right now. Like really. Also, I should drink less coffee on a Monday. Probably.